popcornmassacre:

every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

ogyawn:

The most terrifying photoset and series of tweets I’ve had the misfortune of coming across.

 “I love looking through old pictures and you can find a lot of those in antique stores. And of course Mason jars ‘cause you can buy a few of those and put candles in them.”

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

bealli62:

togetheratskyfall:

breathlessintake:

crowleytimekeeper:

technicolortardis:

frenchie-atbakerstreet:

doctorwhovengerlock:

kanyewesticle:

it’s a 1 not L

we’ve been doing it wrong

So it’s technically tumboner?

And suddenly everything makes so much more sense.

tumboner im so done

omfg

This is the plot twist of all plots twists. I bet the staff is laughing at us now

allonsy-to-pigfarts:

ernmacarstairs:

The closest thing we have to parental supervision on here is John Green but I don’t think he counts

stateofgraces:

true internet friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

we-must-unite:

justtaketherunway:

chompskyhonk:

justbecauseitsinyourhead:

The essentials of Asian Dumbledore’s speech at the end of Mulan.

asian dumbledore

 

omg asian dumbledore